the punchline is that i'm the butt of every joke

I always said I'd never end up in Fort McMurray.

When I ended up in Fort McMurray I said I'd never find a job in my field.

When I found a job in my field I said I would just do that and I wouldn't get into any relationships while I was here. Nothing to tye me down as it were.

I talked to the pastor's wife about a lot of things last night.

I hope God is having a grand time laughing at me. I'm glad I'm amusing.